March 2011
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Reblog if your mother means the world to you.
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“Women are psychotic and I can’t believe that I am one. And I feel bad for...”
– Lauren Spears from Bad Girls Club
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Dear Tumblr
I’m disappointed in myself because today I went to walmart and outside the front door was a boy with a box full of the most adorable puppies ever. He was selling them for $30 each and they were half pit bull half german shepard. So cute, and I was so distracted by the sweetness and the kid letting me hold one that I didn’t think to pull my phone out and take a picture to post here....
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You Smell Like Fish
My mom is cleaning, I can hear the vaccum, and that’s probably what I should be doing too. If only I hadn’t ordered practically one of everything from the taco bell menu then procceded to eat it all in my bed without one thought of self control. Its like I want to be 300lbs by the end of next week. I’ll probably end up getting it clean little by little over the next couple of...
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I don’t know what my mom expects me to fucking eat in this house, when she’s tossing all our good fucking groceries out the fucking door to every stoner with a sob story. She won’t take me to the store with her and she won’t stop giving all our fucking food away. And she wonders why we don’t have any fucking money. Stupid fucking bitch fucking pissing me the fuck off,...
Oh Em Gee
I am sofa king tired right now. I wanted to go out but…ughhh, I can’t move. And my night gown is so comfy. I kinda want some cereal, just refer to the previous sentence for the reason I’m not getting out of bed to get that.
Think I’ll talk to the boy on the phone for a little while depending on how drunk he is. Then glorious sleep. Its gonna be great.
Sarah, you should get this. →
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Hilarious, in my opinion
Yesterday, after smoking a blunt with my friend, my brother and his girlfriend, I was in the car with my friend leaving burger king when we see some random dude running down the street. That was weird. 10 seconds later, as we are sitting at the light, we see a woman pushing a stroller with a kid who looks to be about 3 or 4 running the same direction. WTF is going on? After a minute we realize...
