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Would you be my f-f-f-future man? I wanna f-fuck you hard as I can. Would you...– Lady Gaga Future Man
So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don’t get...– Cher, Clueless (via movieoftheday)
When I take shots my nipples get hard.– Kendall Huston
If ya hang around garbage ya start to stink.– Caroline from The Real Housewives of New Jersey
my aunt did have puppies at her house today <3
right now i’m watching betty white’s opening monologue from saturday night live. she’s so freakin’ cute. she’s talking about facebook right now and its hilarious!! apparently there was a whole big campaign on facebook to get her to host snl. anyway, i’ll be at my aunt’s for most of the day for mother’s day so i’ll post more about that adventure...
do you wanna know what they used to do to whores? like woman that slept with another woman’s man. they used to stand them in front of a brick wall and throw rocks at them until they bled to death. food for thought. makes getting punched in the face a couple of times sound like nothing. i’m just sayin’. i’m not the bad guy here. i didn’t deserve what i got, the whore...
just got back from my grandparents house and thinking about taking a nap before D gets off work. i’ve never been very good at naps, as weird as that sounds. i can’t really fall asleep unless its gonna be for all night. my brain gets distracted and starts going. i usually just sit around and rest my body i guess since my brain won’t turn off. we’re going to my grandparents...